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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:35
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
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No way
What can you do if someone makes a false accusation against you?
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Have your parents ever walked in on you?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
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